Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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