Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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