Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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