I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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