I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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