Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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