dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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