glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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