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(951): View more from California

Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.

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(636): View more from Missouri

On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"

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(614): View more from Ohio

she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.

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(207): View more from Maine

Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

We should reintroduce naked Mondays

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(561): View more from Florida

We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though

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21st birthday = success

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(646): View more from New York

I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Drunk twilight is the only twilight

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