my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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