Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
