What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
