She's JV to your varsity
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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