singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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