i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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