I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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