5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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