He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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