don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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