why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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