My Higher Power is John Stamos
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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