At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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