and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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