Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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