shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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