did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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