About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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