Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
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