On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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