Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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