We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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