But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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