I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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