he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
How drunk are you?
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