I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
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