Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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