Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Buhtt sex?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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