Me too!
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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