Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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