I'll bet she douches with gravy.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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