pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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