Just cropdusted the office
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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