Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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