I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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