I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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