One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
where does the pee come out of this thing
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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