Midget sex pt 2 tonight
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
