I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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