remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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