you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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