Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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