Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
This is my gift to your gina
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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