Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm just crazy horny about you
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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